School sucks. My orchestra teacher seperated me and my friend for talking (we were actually talking about something ON TOPIC for once which made it even less fair!) Well I have one more person to put on my "people I wish did not exist" list. But the good news is I had LA with my amazing real author teacher!
Yknow I think sometime I should make a complete list of people I hate and put it in my about me bio.
I'm gonna change into my bloody mary halloween skin I made a long time ago bc HALLOWEEEEEEEEen
Some of you might remember it
probably not
but the post is still there
guys i'm scared
first of all you know I have three secrets. Actually I have four and one nobody knows but me but anyway.
1)I'm psychopathic (well what parent would be happy to hear that lol)
2) I'm pansexual (homophobic parents)
3) Atheist (mom is pretty religious)
so my mom got an email from my church that there's gonna be a thing at an old folks home where people from my church will come and sing hymns to them. My moms like do you wanna go it'll be service hours for girl scouts (which I hate anyway) and im just like no not really and then my mom starts crying and is like you dont wanna make the old folks happy and do good stuff for god(#3) and you know it worries me cuz you dont have any empathy for people (#1) and one day youre gonna be old and youre gonna want people to sing to you bcuz youll be lonely (of course I want to live a lonely life, I plan to live in a mansion alone when I grow up, and I don't want people to sing hymns to me because I'm atheist and it would just be insulting so yeah) and im just like fine ok ok ill go then and then theres this scary silence where my mom goes to another page and im scared to move or breathe or anything because im internally freaking out because, OMG, she just nearly discovered my secrets and i dont wanna push it any further and then she breaks the silence and sighs and is just like its ok you can go BUT as i'm walking way i see what page she's on...
and my heart skips a beat...
"Child Counseling survey"
O_O
nO Im NoT gOINg baCK tO coUnSEliNg AaahGHAHGHSG
PLZ HELP IM SCARED
IF I SUDDENLY BECOME INACTIVE AND OR MY WEBSITE DISAPPEARS THEN YOULL KNOW WHY
well if my parents find out, they would force me to leave forever. They don't know I own a website because it's an atheist one and of course that would piss them off and theyd make me leave
I guess that's true. But i go on here so often I'd have to keep clearing my history. Or maybe they could find out because I have to shut it down real fast when my dad comes and is like "whatcha doin?" and what if I don't close it down fast enough and they see the tab that says hidden atheists
- Clear your history often (but find out what page your mom was on first!!!).
- If you go on a tablet, sit in a place with the screen at a certain angle so people can't see what you're doing unless they get on your angle. Don't tilt it straight up; that's just going to attract more attention. A little over 45-50 degrees is good. If it still looks too suspicious, try crossing one leg above the knee and propping the tablet up on the top leg, like a little stand. Body language is a pretty good way to discourage snooping, but be subtle about it.
- Always have other tabs open, and keep your finger/mouse hovering over another tab whenever your parents are around. Make sure that the one you want to see isn't on either end of the row of tabs.
- Make sure the tabs are parent-approved things, like research for a school assignment or googling a bible verse. Also, have enough tabs open that they get squished together and the "Hidden Atheists" label is reduced to "Hid."
- Another option is to have two windows open, a smaller one of the stuff you want to hide and a slightly bigger one of the fake stuff. Have the small one inside and on top of the larger one. Whenever you want to conceal the window you're using, just click the one underneath so it overlaps and hides the Enjin one. Make sure you can switch between the to smoothly, and look like you were researching the digestive system all along.
- Have several answers prepared for questions like "what are you looking at?" Make them vague, yet satisfying. Innocent, but believable. A good one is "school stuff. For (insert subject here). I'm almost done." Or something like that.You'll have to adapt to how nosy your parents are, though. It kinda tests your lying abilities.
- DON'T PANIC or make any sudden clicks or taps when they look at what you're doing. Everything should be a smooth, hard-to-notice movement. Do NOT look at them every time they walk past. Act like they aren't there. Relax.
