My Future!!!!!!!!!
Ima Live alone in the middle of the jungle with rocks and crystals EVERYWHERE and probably lose my sanity and have 1 pet taranchula named TEDDY and a cobra named Sprinkles!!!!! oh and My best friend Erma and everyone will think im weird four having a "imaginary friend" and sleep with a night light still and yea.......I bet all of this will be 50,000,000% True!
Welp my friends would have died already why Teddy so you must mean My rocks, Crystals, and imaginarey friend who haunts my dreams erma?! How dare they!
You and your friends enjoying in the middle of jungle with rocks and crystal. I came as a sexual predator. I hooked your friends up and then ate them. I saw you dancing under the tent I came and killed u, cooked u and ate u with your friends who betrayed you! YOUR FRIENDS ARE MY SEXUAL POKEMON!
My Friend: *gives me rocks*
Me: Ima make a rock collection!!!!
My sis: Why
Me: Cause they are beautiful Creatures
My Friend: They dont Even Live!
Me: YEASHHH THEY DO
Me: *asks science teacher if rocks are living*
Teacher: *stares at me like I need mental help*
Me: *goes to Friend* She said they were living! xD
My Friend: .......*facepalms*
Later
Me: *sees pet rocks four sale*OMGAWED I NEED ONE *runs to my mommy to ask four one*
My Mommy: Sure
Me: *skips while yelling* IMA GET A PET ROCK....WOOHOOOOOO
My Sis: Why it does nothing
Me: Ima take it to school and take care of it
My Sis: *facepalms*
Me Right Now
Me: Me and my pet rock while take over the world together with everyone who wants to join xD!!!!! *facepalms*
Simply plug the USB Pet Rock into a free USB port and watch the fun begin. People will stop by and ask you what your USB Pet Rock does. No matter what you say, it will be greater than the truth - because these USB Pet Rocks don't do a dang thing.
I HAVE TO MAKE A PAPER AIRPLANE AND LEARN HOW TO THROW IT...THIS IS HALF MY GR ADD E FOR SCIENCE....... I'M GONNA FAILLLLLL SCIENCE CUZ THIS STUPID PROJECT
