LOOOOL i took a poopie in yo undies hehe xd
you should apply for builder again, i miss you denying my map submissions
noob give me credit i dont know who i am
SarahMichelle 14-18 +-4 7.2% 0.76
flr0n 7-13 +-6 14.3% 0.62
-florn +sarahmichelle SCP making a roster move
Toastfish 23-12 +11 10.0% 1.64
DOB: 6/9/69
HOMETOWN: BOSTON
PREFERRED GUN: AWP
SELF PROCLAIMED LEADER OF THE OG 5, CLOVER IS BEST KNOWN FOR HIS CONTROVERSIAL ANTICS ON AND OFF THE MS FIELD. HE FIRST STARTED HIS MS CAREER BACK IN 1965 AND FOUNDED THE OG 5. CLOVER IS BEST KNOWN FOR HIS AWP SKILLS BUT ALSO HAS BEEN SEEN WIELDING DEAGLES AND GRENADES LIKE A CHAMP. USING HIS PATRIOTISM TO GUIDE HIM, HE HAS HELPED TAKE THE OG 5 TO 11 NATIONAL MS CHAMPIONSHIPS. CLOVER IS ALSO KNOWN FOR HIS INCREDIBLY LOW MORALS AND HIS EXTREME PREJUDICE AGAINST ALL NON-WHITE AMERICANS.
ACCOLADES:
WAS ONCE MUTED FOR 67 DAYS
9 STRAIGHT AWPing TITLES
11 MS TITLES
4 LEAGUE MVPs
MOST PATRIOTIC IN 2014
FOUNDER OF "THEE OG GAMING HAT Co."
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Once upon a time, there was a frog named Andy.
Andy lived at the Patten Park Pond and had never hopped anywhere else his entire frog life.
He had 3 best friends.
Millie- who never left her lily pad, Billie- who was always hopping mad, and Roger- who was arrested for possession of tadpole porn.
So one day, Andy saw something hop across the grass on the other side of the pond!
"Millie, Billie, Roger, look!" said Andy.
Across the pond stood the most beautiful frog that Andy had ever seen.
"She's gorgeous!" said Millie.
"She's beautiful!" said Billie.
"BIT OLD FOR MY TASTE." said Roger.
(Classic Roger.)
And then she was gone.
"I need to go find her," said Andy, "I need to follow my little frog heart."
So Andy followed the beautiful frogs footsteps into the forest.
He then came across a turtle.
"You can't pass!" said the turtle.
"Please?" said Andy.
"NO." said the turtle.
Then, there was a rustling in the bushes, and like a man who had been shot in the chest with a rifle, the turtle was shot in the chest with a rifle.
Andy kept moving, but at this point, like the doctor of a Kenyan track team, his patience ran thin.
Andy kept moving.
He then came across a giant crocodile, and the crocodile began to chant:
"I woke up this morning and I sat on a log, I opened up the menu and the menu said frog!"
Andy said, "NO! No, please let go of me, I can feel myself dying, you're ripping up my insides, I'm never gonna find her am I, there's no god is there, fuck, fuck!"
listen dog, putting two egirls of the communist party (also they are against capitalists) as your favorite number 2 and 3 friends over true patriots like kayl and myself is a complete abomination. I am very disappointed.