Good lord. My bottom half feels like it has been ripped apart and stitched back together. One of my buddies who plans to go into the Navy gave me an exercise regiment, and my god do I regret doing it. Being fat is hard.
100 Truths About Me - Tagged by Nobody, because since I resigned nobody visits me anymore.
1. Real name: Jordan
2. Nickname: Emerald (Only on the internet. IRL, nobody gives me a nickname. But in French, my name is Jacques if that counts. )
3. Favourite colour: Orange. #GOCUSE
4. Male or female: I'm a male.
5. Primary school: Elementary, yes.
6. Middle school: Yep.
7. High school: Freshman at RMHS. #GRYPHONPRIDE
8. College: #GOCUSE (Sports) For my academic interests though, I think maybe Johns Hopkins or UNC Chapel Hill.
9.Hair colour: Black.
10. Tall or short: Short? IDK my actual height in feet and inches, but when I compare myself to others, I am really short.
11. Sweats or jeans: Jeans. Sweats are cool too, though.
12. Phone or camera: Phone, obviously. It has a built in camera.
13. Health freak: YES.
14. Orange or apple: Does applesauce count?
15. Do you have a crush on someone: Yes.
16. Guy friends or girl friends: Both. Its good to surround yourself with a mix, to get different perspectives.
17. Piercings: No.
18. Pepsi or coke: Coke.
19. Have you been in an airplane: Nope. I'm terrified of flying.
20. Have you been in a relationship: Yes.
21. Have you been in a car accident: Yes. Ever since it happened, I am really afraid of driving.
22. Have you been in a fist fight: Nope.
23. First piercing: No, we've been over this.
24. Best Friend: On enjin, bbytrash . On Xbox, a guy named bob. IRL, Jay.
25. First award: A plaque & $100 for my school record of books read.
26. First crush: A girl named Raven.
27. First word: How am I supposed to know? I forget what I'm talking about mid sentence sometimes.
28. Any talent: I used to be good at soccer. I'm pretty good at Destiny. I am also a great couch sitter.
29. Last person you talked to: Wayne, a guy in my French class.
30. Last person you texted: My homie Ja'Mel.
31. Last person you watched a movie with: I haven't watched a movie in quite a while. I think it was in like 2012 when I saw the Avengers with my mom.
32. Last thing you ate: Hot Pocket.
33. Last movie/ TV show you watched: SportsCenter before I left for school.
34. Last song you listened to: Uhh..... I don't remember. Probably Black Friday by J.Cole and Kendrick Lamar.
35. Last thing you bought: I believe a Twitch subscription for Laced_Up_Lauren. #TCKT
36. Last person you hugged: Probably my mom.
•Favorite:
37. Food: Chicken Quesadilla tray from Cook Out.
38. Drink: Sweet Tea. The south raised me right.
39. Bottoms: You mean like pants/shorts/etc? If so, basketball shorts.
40. Flower: I don't care for flowers.
41. Animal: Koalas. My instagram tells this.
42. Colour: I answered this.
43. Movie: The Spongebob Squarepants Movie. As well as Harold & Kumar Go To White Castle.
44. Subject: Science. But French is pretty cool too.
•Have you ever? (Put an X in the brackets if yes.)
45. [x] Fallen in love with someone
46. [x] Celebrated Halloween
47. [] Had your heart broken
48. [] Went over the minutes/ texts on your phone
49. [x] Had someone like you
50. [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Hated the way someone changed
51. [] Got pg.
52. [Last time I checked, I'm a guy.] Had an abortion
53. [xxxxxxxx] Did something you regret
54. [x] Broken a promise
55. [x] Hid a secret
56. [xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx] Pretend to be happy
57. [x] Met someone who has changed to your life
58. [] Pretended to be sick
59. [] Left the country
60. [x] Tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
61. [x] Cried over the silliest thing
62. [x] Ran a mile
63. [] Gone to the beach with your best friend
64. [x] Gotten into an argument with your friends
65. [x] Disliked someone
66. [x] Stayed single for two years since the first time you had a bf/gf or been single forever
•Currently:
67. Eating: Nothing. Waiting for my mom to make some chicken salad.
68. Drinking: Nothing.
69. Listening to: ThinkTank videos.
70. Sitting or laying: Sitting.
71. Plans for today: Late in the day. I think just stay alive and sleep well.
72. Waiting for: Love, and summer. School is hell.
73. Want kids: Eventually. Twins would be awesome.
74. Want to get married: Definitely.
75. Want to travel: Yes. I am terrified of flying though, so I'm not sure if it will happen.
•What do you look for in a partner?
76. Lips or eyes: Eyes
77. Shorter or taller: Since I'm short, shorter. I would be really embarrassed if my girlfriend had to bend down to hug me or kiss me.
78. Younger or older: I have a moral code to try not to date anyone younger than me. I make exceptions if they aren't much younger/older.
79. Romantic or spontaneous: Romantic, and spontaneous. Its good to have a mix. I want romance, but I also really love spontaneity.
80. Trouble-maker or hesitant: Hesitant. I don't want the person I love raising hell.
81. Hook up or relationship: Relationship. Hooking up is just a rush of emotions.
82. Looks or personality: Personality, foremost. I also enjoy looks too, because, well, I'm a human.
•Have you ever:
83. Lost glasses: Nope.
84. Snuck out of the house: Nahh fam. I like to have my body in one piece instead of ripped apart by my mother's belt.
85. Held a gun/ knife in self defense: No.
86. Killed somebody: Millions. I have a personal pile of dead guardians.
87. Broke someone's heart: I don't think so. I try not to do that, since I am a pretty nice guy.
88. Been in love: Yes. I'm in love right now, too, actually.
89. Cried when someone dies: Yes. When my grandma died earlier this year.
•Do you believe in:
90. Yourself: Sometimes.
91. Miracles: I guess so. Some things can't be explained otherwise.
92. Love at first sight: Firsthand, yes.
93. Heaven: I don't know.
94. Santa clause: I know he isn't real. My mother asks what I want for Christmas.
95. Aliens: How else do we explain "AYYYY LMAO"?
96. Ghosts/ angels: Ghosts: Not at the moment. Angels: I don't know. I like evidence.
•Truthfully?
97. Is there one person you really want to be with right now: Yes. I have no idea how to tell her, though.
98. Do you know who your real friends are: I think I do.
99. Do you believe in God: Sorta? I go to church, sometimes. Mainly because I'm forced. I don't not believe in him, but I don't think he is real either, if that makes sense.
100. Post as 100 Truths: I spent an hour making this. Of course I'm going to. Relyh , and ~ash~, get hot. Pls. And relrel, add me back to that friends list, fam.
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bbytrash . On Xbox, a guy named bob. IRL, Jay.
Relyh , and ~ash~, get hot. Pls. And relrel, add me back to that friends list, fam. 
