You can find me here. http://www.paradiserealms.net

Hi. Haven't see you in a while.

More funny sayings!

1. My friend thinks he's smart. He said onions are the only food that make you cry. So i threw a coconut at his face.

2.So today, my teacher pointed at me with a ruler. He said, "There's an idiot at the end of this ruler." I then got detention for asking, "Which end?"

3.How to tell someone kindly that their breath stinks, "Well, I'm bored. Lets go brush our teeth!"

4.People put a lot of time and money to go on a vacation.
Dogs have a vacation every time they walk out the door -_-

5. I'm not arguing, I'm simply explaining I'm right.

Again, these AINT MINE...

Not a surprise...

Hi Brightshadow! Like your character and cover.

Awesome, man. Just awesome.

Wow. I hate almost all mods and donators. They act all cool with their flying abilities and act like they own you. they only care about each other.

Heya, everyone! I'm entering Shadowraze!

I forgot the rest...

7. When a woman says, 'what', its not because she didn't hear you, its because she's giving you a chance to change what you said.

8. I could be a morning person, if morning happened in the afternoon

9. I'm not clumsy. The floor just hates me, the chairs bully me, and the walls get in my way.

10. An English professor wrote the words: 'A woman without her man is nothing', and asked his students to punctuate it correctly. All the males wrote: 'A woman, without her man, is nothing.' All the females in the class wrote: 'A woman: without her, man is nothing.'

I did not make all these up!!! Every week I will post 5 more. I only did 10 today, cuz it is the first day. please friend me

Hello, everyone... Brightshadow8941, here! Just got on summer break, and I hope everyone has an amazing one!

this is what my life has come to...(Radom Quotes)

1. I am responsible for what I say. I am not responsible for what you understand...

2.Without stupid people we would have no one to laugh at. Take the time and thank a stupid person for their contribution.

3. Its funny how, when you finish an argument, you always think ofmore clever things you should've said.

4. Stalking is such a strong word. I prefer something like, 'Intense Research of an Individual.'

5. You know what the biggest lie of all time is? 'I agree to the terms and use of conditions.'

6. 87% of people have back pain. The other 13% don't have a computer... Totally true.

7.

Hai

Sup

Anyone have any epics? I will be in the game, so if you do, please tell me. Also, it depends on how much you want for them. The max I will pay is 100,000.

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Lol yea just made an account even though I've been playing Shadowraze since like 2012... Hehe...