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The Illuminati has diagnosed you with [b]Chronic Gay[/b]
You have also contracted a Gold, Titanium, and Samarium condition known as [i]AuTiSm[/i].
Please have your prostate examined for traces of Jesus's cream cheese filling, and make sure to renew your monthly T H O T subscription.
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