A damn shame that the server is shutting down. It was always one of my favorites to play on. I know that doesn't mean much anymore, considering how long I was gone, but still.
Earlier...
“Your highness, your highness! That small country of drunken louts under the crown are looking to secede from us!”
“Oh dear… are they still mad about the famine?”
“That’s… that’s Ireland your highness.”
“Oh. So they’re not trying to secede from us?”
“It’s Scotland Ma’am. Ireland’s been independent for almost a century now.”
“What?!”
So I come home from school, and we find a beheaded chipmunk on our porch with the head to the side. Another "gift" from our cat.
You can probably guess my mom's reaction.
Stupid person of the day. 19 year-old runs his truck into traffic camera, proceeds to steal it to avoid a ticket. Gets arrested later that day for Hit-and-Run