Hey haven't talked to you in forever lol
#YOLO says the fox.
See? I finally resolved the mystery.
Dumbasses. And they said i was dumb >: (
Long time no see, swaggy boy.
Excuse me while i put avery long thingie
The Somewhat Hilarious Adventures of Wanka the Sniper
(Cam focuses on Wanka, eyes closed)
(Wanka opens his eyes)
(Wanka sits up)
"Mates"
(Cam moves to shyguys)
(Four Shyguys wake up, plus a Goomba, which rolls onscreen)
(Cam moves to Wanka again)
(Holds up NES controller)
"Let's have a go, mates!"
(Wanka grabs the SNES controller, while Yellow-Shyguy grabs the NES)
(Red hangs on Wanka)
(Yellow (lets call them by color from now on) pushes a button, (cue the soldier Boop sound effect) resulting in the tv turning on (cam moves to a back shot) with a humorous sound effect (homers meow line, but with poot in place of that)
(Goomba dives into the kitty carrier, coming out with a SMW game)
(Green and Black take a blue-barrel-with-black-top-and-bottom joy ride to the market)
(Green and Black arrive at the Engineer Market of Superness)
(Wanka grabs the NES and SNES box thingies)
(Yellow directs the curser, a pokeball, to the "game" option)
(Yellow selects the game option, then clicks on "SNES-NES" option)
(Green and Black burst in, their barrel bouncing off the floor, hitting the spy on the wall)
(Wanka puts down the SNES and the NES consoles down, opening the NES one)
(Goomba puts in the SMW cartridge in the NES)
(A game select comes on, having all 3 mario games, plus lost levels, and SMW, wich is y they needed the SNES)
(Wanka and the others, armed with only their courage, SNES controllers, and fishcakes from the super market, the select the 6 player mode)
(The gang selects their players from the select screen)
(Wanka uses mario, Yellow uses luigi, Green goes yoshi, Black chooses wario, Red chooses the red yoshi, and goomba chooses, well, a goomba)
(Wanka) "All-right, mates, lets bring it!"
(All 4 Shy-guys) *Unintelligible gibberish*
(Goomba) "Poot!"
(Cam goes to close up of game)
(I magically change map to the super mario map)
(The characters they chose pop up)
Los Angeles has good weather compared to Switzerland -_-
