Yo, how's it been? It's me SunnyShade.
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It's been way to long and I miss y'all. Trying to rebuild the past, ya know?
Edward where have you been!
A teacher was teaching her second grade class about the government, so for homework that one day, she told her her students to ask their parents what the government is.
When Little Johnny got home that day, he went up to his dad and ask his what the government was.
His dad thought for a while and answered, ''Look at it this way: I'm the president, your mom is Congress, your maid is the work force, you are the people and your baby brother is the future.''
''I still don't get it'' responded the Little Johnny.
''Why don't you sleep on it then? Maybe you'll understand it better,'' said the dad.
''Okay then...good night'' said Little Jonny went off to bed. In the middle of the night, Little Johnny was awakened by his baby brother's crying. He went to his baby brother's crib and found that his baby brother had taken a crap in his diaper. So Little Johnny went to his parent's room to get help. When he got to his parent's bedroom, he looked through the keyhole to check if his parents were asleep. Through the keyhole he saw his mom loudly snoring, but his dad wasn't there. So he went to the maid's room. When he looked through the maid's room keyhole, he saw his dad having sex with his maid. Little Johnny was surprised, but then he just realized something and thinks aloud, ''OH!! Now I understand the government! The President is screwing the work force, Congress is fast asleep, nobody cares about the people, and the future is full of s**t!''
ed why wont adam ever listen to me
ed can i be unbaned cris made me archer and made my /enchant gone so know i am banned and i still dont have the stuff i payed for
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I've got a little willy, I put it in my bum
Me and my bum have all kinds of fun
Me and my willy are really old friends
Water popped out where my willy hole ends
Silly old willy, look what you've done
You've got water on my friendly old bum
My willy's silly and a little bit dumb
And my bum eats plums 'cos a plum tastes yum
"I have a little willy, I put it in my bum."
Why does minecraft get so boring
Is it just me or did my friend tell me you got owner? If you did, gratz
