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In light of a few miserable kids at my school attempting a "walk out," I'd like to write a quick transcript of the events that likely would have followed had they got more than two and a half people to participate...

Trump places his hand on the Bible. He is about to be sworn in.
"Do you Donald Trump solemnly swear-"
[ENTER man in suit, rushing hurriedly to the president elect]
"WAIT! We've just received news that eleven students from Arkansas-"
Trump: "Arkansas? Aren't we bombing them?"
Obama: "Probably."
"No, Arkansas is a state! You know, the one Bill's from?"
Bill: *too busy staring at Trump's wife to respond*
"Anyway, a few students from a school there walked out. Clearly this means we must burn the constitution."

Hillary Clinton's house. She stands on a chair and places her head in the noose. Suddenly, a phone rings. Hillary steps down and answers.
"Hello, this is Presi-"
"..."
"This is Hillary Clinton."

"Hillary, you won't believe this! Some people actually don't like Trump!"
"Yeah, what else is new?"
"No no, this changes everything. Because now they're expressing this opinion in slightly inconvenient ways!"
*GASP*
"You know what this means, don't you? You're the new president!"
And so Hillary Clinton was made 45th president of the United States, all thanks to the valiant protests of many valiant protesters. Hillary was happy because she was president, foreign nations were happy because they could buy political favors again, and America was happy because Russia would put them out of their misery soon. The end.

I just finished an awesome Undertale animation in Blender.

"I can't wait to play my favorite game on Xbox One!"
Xbox One: I'm sorry, did you say "please spend three hours installing an absolutely fucking useless update that does literally nothing to fix your shitpile of bugs and issues and make me wait through it even though you just updated a few days ago?"

Lo and behold, Mrs. Hillary Clinton, rigger of primaries, suicider of opponents, hast been splattered by the almighty Trump train.

Honestly I don't really like Trump either, but after looking into all of Hillary's awful corruption, I think it will be easier to sleep for the next four years not having to worry about her.

I got a 30 on my ACT! Now I get to brag about it to the friends I don't have on enjin. =P

I had an idea for a horror game that I'm never going to find the motivation to make, but I at least made a short cutscene from the final boss fight. Its pretty violent.

A man died and followed an angel into a strange room full of clocks. The man asked the angel what the clocks are for, and the angel said that every person has one clock that represents their lifetime, and every time they tell a lie, it skips forward one second. The man immediately asked where Hillary Clinton's clock is, to which the angel replied "Its in God's office being used as a ceiling fan."

Just beat Sans in Undertale without getting hit once. If you've ever played Undertale before, you should be wondering what the hell I'm doing with my life right about now.

I was going to make an ocean pun, but I'm afraid that ship has set sail.

Cat: *knocks something over*
Me: Why cat.
Cat: *jumps back up on table, looks up*
Cat: My very purpose on this cursed planet is to fill your mind with hatred and misery.
Cat: *licks paw*
Cat: The sound of demons singing resonates in my ears, and the cries of children burning fill my most pleasant dreams.
Cat: And should I be stuck in this mortal coil for several more years only to minorly inconvenience you, it will be worth it to drag your soul down a single inch.
Cat: *jumps down from table*
Cat: Hail Satan.

I really hope the kid's seeing all this shit.

So, our options for president are an awful liar, someone with the economic knowledge of a first grader who specializes in economics, a retarded asshole who literally said "I have a good brain," and a guy who has murdered six children and taken their souls to unleash monsters onto Earth's surface and destroy humanity.

Asgore Dreemurr 2016.

happy birthday!!!!

Happy birthday!