oh mah gash so sexi mi c0ck iz hard fafpapfpap
Tupenis mipenis whatever u say e.e
There's always that one kid in class who watches anime.
~the Italian man who went to malta~
won a day imam go to the malta to be thow guest
I tella waitress I wanna two pisses of toast
she saya then go to da toilet
I saya u no understand I wanna piece on da plata
she say u better not piss on the plate you son of a bitch!
Lata I go to da maltas a big a restawant
I see a spoon an a knife but no fock
I tell the lady I wanna fock opn the table
she say everyboday wanna fuck
I saya u no understand I wanna fock on the table
she say you better not fuckon the table you son of a bitch!
so I go back to my room in a hotel and there are no sheits on da bed
call the manager an tellem I wanna sheit
He say then go to da to da toilet
I say u no understand I wanna sheit on ma bed
he say u better not shit on the bed you son of a bitch!
so I go to the man on the check out counter and he say peace on you
I say piss on yyou too you son of a beitch!
imam go back to italia =q=
Am I the only one who see the Saudi Arabian flag on the British Virgin Islands? :C
Epic fail
