Rektrain was impaled on Big Ben, then slid off onto some train tracks, where he was run over and flung into the Thames. ( I have no idea if you live in London or not. Do they have trains in London?) In London, Ontario, they do, but I live in Strath Vegas. Sparky was in the wrong place at the wrong...

Bedrock was killed when the earth split open under his feet. Ergo, he fell to the bedrock and dashed his head open there.

I have no idea if somebody already did this. I've been AFC (away from community) for 2/3 of a year, courtesy of making people laugh. Some of the older players (myself included) will remember that the command /mystats showed your stats in the chat section, but everything changed when the fire nati...