Happy New Years bb's Hmu on snap if you wana, make sure you say who you are tho @c-d0gg Have a blessed year. <3 P.S. Somebody make me a new skin, I'm tired of the shit I have ~_~

Today marks the 16th year I've made it livin in tha hood of Compton... shoutout to my niggas in doin work in compton. Lol jk am texan, and am 16 happy bday to meh <3

Pretty much tho

Liek 4 an tbh frum teh 1 nd onely fake underscore spoderman (doin d3m ell)

Hat day at school YUY

Pugtoboy55 IRL *EXPOSED* Btw I made it!!! :D

I was talking to BajanCanadian on Skype. He wouldn't give me his reach hacks. :(

enjoy dis

When my friends troll me on alts. -.-

when fake gets a text from his crush

#puppysweg

This is what happens when you're being a butthead to me. ._. #1v1princess

When somebody targets me and says "r3kt n3rd"

When your girl says "We need to talk.."

When you see your crush looking at you. (For those of you who don't know, that's the PvP God BiboyQG, jk, LeeLion is God.

I'll never think of Titanic the same ._. Credit to Danny (EAHall) for the pic xD

[7/2/2014 10:08:22 PM] Andrew | Batsalicious | #TeamZephyr: nexus v1 is shit [7/2/2014 10:08:26 PM] Andrew | Batsalicious | #TeamZephyr: absolute horse shit [7/2/2014 10:08:30 PM] Andrew | Batsalicious | #TeamZephyr: fucking terrible server You it here first folks, Batsalicious is a hater of Benja & Bacca, let him now be lynched, crucified, and anything else that hurts such as watching Elmo. Kbai.

I'm officially addicted to dubstep. Especially this mix: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3eMM6lCwpk I strongly advise you to listen to it. <3

Bajan on the forums: 7 posts, 126 likes...

So I have a huge Asian family right next to my house, and they keep banging on the walls.... I think they may be upset...

So I got one of these bad boys today, to try it out. The first thing my mum says to me is "Don't get addicted." Me: "Da fahk mum? O.o" *P.S. That's not me...*

You can talk about your girlfriend like she's your slut to your guy friends, but c'mon guys. We all know that if you're a douche to her, you ain't getting shit. So, be nice to your girlfriends guys. :)

And people wonder why I don't fucking hunt.

Fake.. you seriously have to stop with all these selflies..

The forums are love, the forums is life.

Fake_Bacca as a little kid. #fgt #duckface #cheeky

When your gf falls asleep during a movie...

10 likes for this hawt selfie? Or nawh? :3

333 forums post likes. .-. I call hax.

Back when being a Bajan fanboy was a good thing. :P Enjoy this pic of him humping one of his many, many fangirls. :)

Pretty much.

https://twitter.com/Turqmelon/status/453198482585968640 <~~ Glad they're fixing it, about fucking time. Now just have to wait another year for v2 to come out. .-.

We love you

Alright guys, after having the same skin for over 2 years, I've finally decided to change my skin. I know that my last skin had become an icon of PvP prowess and people loved my last skin, but it was time to move on. My new skin is based off of the legendary PvP'er Kinify, but basically transformed into a girl. Now, I know for a fact that others have downloaded this skin (made my thenumber1bacca) and will use it as their own skin, but remember, I'm the real bitch. <3

Top 100 list should be out sometime tonight, hopefully before midnight. Nevermind guys, fuck this shit, too much work, just deleted everything I had, om done. :P

Kay night.

Already at 3000 profile views... shit... Anyways, my Top 100 Best PvP'ers of the Nexus Survival Games list will be out probably about this Thursday or Friday. Much love, & no hate pl0x. <3

Me & Slamacow213 on Red Warfare last night. <3 #NoFilter:3

At 2709 profile views... Wtf stalkers you guyz are fek nd ghey, gtfo. In other news, I might do a Top 100 PvP'ers in NSG when I hit 3000 views... :O

Look guyz, new skin finally! I know my last skin was symbolic, as I've had it since The Fridge and that's how I got popular, but I felt like it was time for something new, original, and fresh. So without further a due, let me introduce you to my new skin. P.S. No April Foolz, I swear. :3

Nexus in 3 words.

Whale I finally got a texture pack today (I've played without one since I started Minecraft :P), thanks to my bro D3rang3dZombiE for doing everything <3 *Just me in the cosmos* ^_^ http://www.thenexusmc.com/profile/6269667

Lel, squeakers these days be like "I can rek u Fake_Bacca, I've already flawlessed u like at least 10 times kid.", and I'm just like... with my bad comebacks.

When I see white boys trying to play ball like they're a 5-star athlete. xD

When you drop your Cosmic brownie on the carpet and there's dog hair all in it... >.>

When you're parents tell you to grab a toothpick after eating, and you're like:

See guys, even the Pope hates n00bs. So do the Pope and the world a favor... don't be a n00b. :P